I don’t want to be a basher however I am still in disbelief at the approach some men think works with women. I’ll take it as a compliment that the guy in the bar that one of my co-workers said she wanted to dry hump his leg wanted to “flirt.” But as a rule of thumb I am never really impressed with getting hit on at a bar although most times it is harmless. There are those guys though whose tactics are just lost on me. I will just use a recap of the conversation with the afore mentioned guy to warn men what probably won’t work for most intelligent, semi-normal women.
1. Play senseless age games and instead of just saying your age give the year of your birth and wonder how a girl could get your age correct. I’m not awesome at math but I can handle simple addition and subtraction. Then to top it off tell the girl you were a late bloomer which is why you graduated college later and couldn’t play regular football so you had to go to Europe to play professional football.
**Seriously I thought European football was soccer but apparently if you aren’t good enough to play american football professionally then you can play in a country that could careless about the sport.
2. Ask a girl her age and then when she says she is 30 tell her she is obviously not 30 but probably just saying that to make herself sound Continue reading →